STORM SURIVAL KIT

Red Neck Storm Survival Kit:

Mustard...................................................$0.95

Cheetos..................................................$ 0.75

Toilet Paper........................................ $ 0.45

7UP ................................................... $1.00

Bottled Water ..................................... $2.00

Bud Light........................................... $ 3.75

Keystone Ice........................................ $ 3.75

Budweiser........................................... $3.75

Red Dog............................................. $3.75

Misc. other cans of alcohol......................$ 3.75

Sheet of foam, plywood or door

to float your chick (and supplies) on...priceless

For everything else, there's Master Card.